We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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