i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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