i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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