i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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