bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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