it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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