FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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