The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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