A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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