Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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