This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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