ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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