Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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