Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He felt like a one man threesome
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
