Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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