Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think my vagina is haunted
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you are never too drunk for berry picking
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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