After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Randomize
