nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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