There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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