Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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