Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
