doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We have so much sex to catch up on
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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