her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dignity is for republicans.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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