im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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