we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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