I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think my moral compass just broke
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize