trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
where are my eyebrows?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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