Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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