i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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