Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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