Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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