"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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