Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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