Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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