so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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