Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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