Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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