i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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