look no pants
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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