i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
