Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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