Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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