Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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