I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
When are your genitals available?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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