i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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