I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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