): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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