i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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