This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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