I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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