just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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