its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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