i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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