I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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