so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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