Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
