If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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